My friend Jake

My second in command sometimes starts/finishes work late, when there’s a function in the hotel. It’s only once a week for her at most. 

I thought I’d meet her from work so I walked down the hill to town. I’m now waiting in the Bridge Hotel. With a delicious pint of Jakehead. Might be a mistake. 

Excellent value, though, at only £5.20 a pint.